Jenks' Guide to Riding Carousels
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For many years now, I've been riding carousels. And over time I've discovered that riding a carousel can be really boring. So I've developed the "Jenks Guide to Riding Carousels" which offers priceless tips and great ideas to spice up the carousel experience. First off, be vocal! Scream "Yeehaw," "Woah Horsey," and "Giddyup" over and over again. This is your chance to live out your dream of being a cowboy in the Old West! When the ride begins, just get your bearings. Give a good tug on the reigns to get a good grasp on your horse's individual strengths and weaknesses. It seems every horse I ride has very dirty teeth. Using your index finger, give your horse a good teeth brushing. Trust me, your horse will love you forever! Remember, when you're on a carousel, you're not just on a ride. You are putting on a show for all the onlookers. Don't ride your horse quietly. Perform some sweet tricks like ...